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Chris Brown Was Arrested In Paris For Rape And Drug Allegations
I don’t know why they ever let Chris Brown out of the house, because whenever there’s a story about him it’s always bad. And today is no different. Chris has been arrested in Paris after being accused...
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After Being Released From Police Custody, Chris Brown Says He Plans To Sue...
Normally whenever there’s a story about Chris Brown basically being accused of doing some Chris Brown shit, the consensus is “Yeah, he did it“. Yesterday, he and two members of his entourage detained...
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Chris Brown Is Selling T-Shirts To Get Back At His Rape Accuser
Chris Brown was arrested in Paris after a 24-year-old woman accused him of rape. Le police reportedly had problems with the woman’s statements and he was released and allowed to leave France. His...
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Chris Brown And Offset Got Into It Because Of 21 Savage
So you know how 21 Savage is in the custody of ICE and is in danger of being deported, even though his lawyer says he never lied to the US government and has been trying to get a visa for several...
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Chris Brown And Offset Are Still Fighting Online
Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the...
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Chris Brown And Nicki Minaj Are Touring Together This Summer And Fall
Go ahead and put September 13 in your calendar now as the date you absolutely 100% need to stay home and wash your hair, your American Girl Doll’s hair, your cat’s hair, your neighbor’s hair, all the...
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Chris Brown Went After Chvrches For Criticizing His Collaboration With...
Washington state is inches away from passing a bill that will end clock changes and make it Pacific Daylight Time year-round. Sloth-like humans are saying HELL YES to the change, with only a few...
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Prophet Justin Bieber Says We Will All Regret Not Celebrating Chris Brown’s...
Street prophet Justin Bieber cinched up his big boy pants (the full length ones!), pulled on his best socks and slides combo and stood on his corner soapbox to warn us citizens of humanity that we’re...
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Chris Brown Is Expecting Another Kid
Crazed asshole person Chris Brown has reportedly graced ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran look-alike Ammika Harris’s womb with an incipient human who will hopefully have the sort of absentee dad who only...
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Chris Brown Is Off The Hook For Allegedly Attacking A Photographer
TMZ says that Chris Brown won’t face charges for the alleged attack on a photographer that happened back in 2017. Chris was accused of decking a photographer right in the face–which is so strange and...
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50 Cent Claimed Chris Brown Was Better Than Michael Jackson, And Then Paris...
I’m not sure why people still don’t understand that 50 Cent is THEE Grand Master of Trolling. Whenever he gets involved with something, he makes sure there’s nothing but scorched Earth and tears left...
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Chris Brown Pissed Off Rihanna’s Fans Again
Purveyor of good taste Chris Brown left some thirsty commentary on his ex Rihanna’s Instagram, and her fans weren’t loving it. Only Chris Brown would think it appropriate to social media drool over...
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Chris Brown Is A Father Again
Family lawyers cracked open a bottle of champagne this morning while searching online for extra office space. Because Chris Brown now has two children, which means a 200% chance of bigger, messier...
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Drake Is Okay Working With Chris Brown, Because Neither Of Them Are Close...
Because Chris Brown is…well, Chris Brown, I assume anyone with even a little principles, ethics, or standards would be hesitant to work with him. Considering there’s at least two dozen tattooed...
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Now Chris Brown Has A Tattoo On His Face
Feeling left out on the sidelines, I see. Because a tattoo in the face is the thing to do now, Chris Brown decided to get a face tattoo while also giving Nike some free advertising…. which I’m sure...
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Adele Will Host “Saturday Night Live” This Week, And She’s Also Reportedly...
It was announced on Sunday that Adele will host Saturday Night Live for the first time ever. That news came hot on the heels of the revelation that she had reportedly summoned her lawyers a few days...
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Chris Brown’s Big Birthday Bash Was Busted By The Cops
Chris Brown turned 32 on May 5, and he celebrated the only way he knows how: like an asshole! Despite the fact that social gatherings in LA County are COVID-restricted to 100 people (outdoors) or up...
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Chris Brown Has Been Accused Of Assaulting A Woman
Today must be Groundhog Day. First, we heard something that we’ve heard a million times before (read: Tristan Thompson cheating). And now here’s this. Chris Brown has once again been accused of...
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Chris Brown’s Housekeeper Claims His Dog Viciously Attacked Her And Then He...
Like every year since 2009, 2021 is the year of awful Chris Brown headlines. Just a quick second after we heard that a woman claimed that The Difficult Brown pulled a Difficult Brown by slapping her...
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Kanye West Raps About Kim Kardashian On “Donda” And Says Universal Released...
Because it was inevitable, Kanye West’s new album Donda, which was finally released yesterday, is currently dominating the music charts. Much to Kanye’s dismay. Despite the $40 hot dogs, countdown...
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