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Chris Brown’s Daughter Has Asthma And His Baby Mama Says It’s All His Fault
It’s nice to see that things between World’s Best Dad…mug owner Chris Brown and the mother of his daughter, Nia Guzman, are still a mess as usual. It all started yesterday when Nia announced that...
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Chris Brown Was Slapped With A Restraining Order After Allegedly Making Death...
Those two guys standing behind Chris Brown look like what I imagine Chris Brown’s shoulder angel and shoulder devil would look like. On the left is his shoulder angel, silently praying that God...
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To The Shock Of Us All, A Noted Shit Head Did Something Shitty
In case you haven’t heard about the sad and messy tale of the R &B singer Kehlani’s suicide attempt, it all started when her ex-boyfriend, rapper/singer PartyNextDoor (born name: Jahron Anthony...
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A Sad(ish) Chris Brown Talks About Rihanna In The Trailer For “Welcome To My...
Yes, that’s Chris Brown’s version of sad. I can practically hear the director shouting at their assistant: “Is there any way we can make him look sadder? I don’t know what it is, but he’s still...
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Chris Brown Might Have Gotten Into Some Drug Trouble On A Plane
“Might?” said everyone who is looking at that picture of a stoned Chris Brown and wondering just how many invisible cartoon squirrels he thinks he’s winking at. However, if you were to ask Chris...
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Chris Brown Might Have Gotten A Giant Shoulder Tattoo Of His Daughter’s Face
Just like Justin Bieber, Chris Brown is on a quest to cover his body in as many random tattoos as possible. Well, it appears that he’s gone ahead and added another piece to his collection, and this...
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Chris Brown Allegedly Beat Up His Manager
Back in 2012, Chris Brown decided to hire a new manager in an attempt to fix the Tupperware container of rotten leftovers that was his reputation. Chris was still trying to climb back from violently...
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Suge Knight Is Suing Chris Brown
If I were Chris Brown and just found out I was in trouble with Suge Knight, I’d be making the same “You in danger, self” look too. Because if there’s ever been a person you don’t want to piss off,...
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Not Exactly Surprising News: Chris Brown’s Publicist Has Quit
Pull out your list of people who have had enough of Chris Brown’s bullshit and handed in their resignation papers. It’s time to add another name. Last week we learned that Chris’ manager of four...
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Chris Brown Is In Trouble For Allegedly Trashing A Rental House In Ibiza
Just in case you forgot that Chris Brown was still a giant Sam’s Club-sized asshole who has to destroy everything he gets within arm’s reach of. TMZ says that the owner of several World’s Shittiest...
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A Judge Says No Monitored Visitation For Chris Brown
Shocking to absolutely no one with any previous knowledge of Chris Brown, his relationship with Nia Guzman, the mother of his 2-year-old daughter Royalty, is every kind of messy. They fought over...
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The Difficult Brown Allegedly Pulled A Gun On A Woman
It may look like Chris Brown is throwing the peace sign, but he’s actually throwing a sign at the photographers that says, “You bitches better not even think of looking at me funny or I’ll poke both...
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The Difficult Brown’s “Standoff” With The Cops Ended With Him Getting Arrested
Seen above holding court in what looks like the friendliest police standoff ever (they obviously can’t get enough of his fart jokes), Chris Brown was arrested for felony assault with a deadly weapon...
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The Difficult Brown Bailed Out And Has Vowed To Fight The Lies Against Him
Chris Brown started his day yesterday by saying, “Fuck the police,” on Instagram after he was accused of pointing a gun at a woman, and his day ended with the police saying, “No, fuck YOU,” to him...
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There Were No Drugs Or Guns In Chris Brown’s House, His Lawyer Claims
Well, yeah, didn’t he throw them out the window? Team Breezy’s senior mascot (and Chris Brown’s defense attorney) Mark Geragos held a press conference yesterday wherein he stated that neither firearms...
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Chris Brown Is Done Throwing Parties At His House
Can you blame him? How can you even call it a party when you’re not allowed to (allegedly) threaten women at gunpoint? Boring. TMZ is reporting that feminist icon Chris Brown is officially declaring...
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Chris Brown Acted Like Chris Brown At A Charity Basketball Game Yesterday
Yesterday, J Harvey brought us the news that Chris Brown was done throwing “parties” in his house. So far, it appears that Chris is very committed to keeping his messy antics outside of his home....
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Chris Brown Denies That He’s Being Investigated By Child Services
It’s been a busy week for the celebrity unit of CPS Los Angeles. First, they started an investigation into Brad Pitt’s alleged bad daddy situation, and now they’re looking at Chris Brown. One would...
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Chris Brown Is Fighting With Soulja Boy Over Karrueche Tran
Chris Brown has been lying relatively low lately. Chris reminded us that he’s still the worst back in September, which is like two decades in Chris Brown Shitty Behavior years. He was denying that CPS...
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Soulja Boy Is Sorry For Starting Shit With Chris Brown
The stupid fight between Chris Brown and Soulja Boy might be over, and it looks like it probably isn’t going to end with them throwing sad punches at each other like two teens who tried whiskey for...
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