Soulja Boy’s Feud With Chris Brown Continues, And Now Floyd Mayweather Is...
So much for that emotional apology. 24 hours ago, Soulja Boy claimed that he was going to be the one to end the stupid drama he started earlier this week after he liked a photo posted by Chris Brown’s...
View ArticleChris Brown Was Banned From A Gym For Acting Like Chris Brown
One of the very few sureties in life is that Chris Brown is a giant, entitled asshole who will do giant, entitled asshole things because that’s what giant, entitled assholes do. It’s almost...
View ArticleChris Brown And Soulja Boy Are Planning A Pay-Per-View Fight In Dubai
This should be good news for anyone who has wanted to get rid of a bunch of cash in a dumb way but can’t find a pack of matches or a paper shredder. You will soon have the chance to pay to watch Chris...
View ArticleMike Tyson Has Released A Song About Chris Brown’s Fight With Soulja Boy
Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are apparently still going through with that boxing match. Soulja Boy, who claims the fight is happening in March in either Las Vegas or Los Angeles and not Dubai, hired...
View ArticleChris Brown Is Mad That Aziz Ansari Made Fun Of Him On “SNL”
Aziz Ansari hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and his monologue was just him doing stand-up. And since his episode happened the day after the inauguration, his jokes were mostly about Trump....
View ArticleMichael Rapaport Really Wasn’t Feeling Aziz Ansari’s Jokes About Chris Brown
That’s right, Officer Gary from Friends seems to love Chris Brown. Michael Rapaport was motivated to leap to Chris Brown’s defense during a recent episode of his podcast I Am Rapaport. Go ahead and...
View ArticleChris Brown Admits He’s A Stalker
There used to be a time when Chris Brown attempted to hide his asshole tendencies. But putting in that much work on such a futile job has clearly gotten to be just too exhausting, and Chris Brown is...
View ArticleDrake Is Starting Shit With Chris Brown Again
While performing a show in London on Wednesday night as part of Drake’s Boy Meets World Tour, he took a sharp slap at one of his oldest foes, Chris Brown. If Drake’s tour was anything like the real...
View ArticleChris Brown Isn’t Going To Fight Soulja Boy After All
Chris Brown was supposed to fight Soulja Boy, one of his many, many enemies, in a messy pay-per-view boxing match. It was all pretty much set-up and ready to go. Soulja Boy was getting training from...
View ArticleKarrueche Tran Claims Chris Brown Threatened To Kill Her, Gets A Restraining...
Chris Brown recently let people know he’s an obsessive type of boyfriend who will stalk and harass the women he dates. He also made it clear that once you get with Chris Brown, he will never leave you...
View ArticleThe Difficult Brown Is Reportedly A Major Drug Addict On A Downward Spiral
Unless I write a post titled, “Lindsay Lohan Said Something Fucking Stupid,” then that will be the most unsurprising headline I’ve written all week. Billboard published a 10 million word expose on...
View ArticleChris Brown Won’t Let His Lawyers Accept Karrueche Tran’s Restraining Order
Chris Brown admitted recently that if you date him and break up with him, it won’t take long before you feel like Rockwell in the Somebody’s Watching Me video. Chris Brown will stalk you. Nothing will...
View ArticleYou’ll Never Guess What Chris Brown’s Fists Were Up To This Morning…
I’ll give you one hint: he wasn’t using them to knead dough for fresh cinnamon rolls. TMZ says that Chris Brown has been accused of assaulting a photographer at a Florida club early this morning....
View ArticleChris Brown Was Finally Served
And no, I don’t mean at one of the 53,000 restaurants he’s probably been banned from for acting like Chris Brown (translation – acting like a messy douche). Chris was finally served with the...
View ArticleKarrueche Tran Has Been Granted A 5-Year Restraining Order Against Chris Brown
Much to Chris Brown’s chagrin, he legally can’t act like a raging pile of shit to his ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran anymore. Sure he’ll still try many times, but at least Karrueche has the law firmly...
View ArticleChris Brown Won’t Be Required To Attend Domestic Violence Prevention Classes
Last week, Karrueche Tran was granted a 5-year restraining order against Chris Brown, and in addition to keeping his abusive ass away from her for five years, it was also reported that he had to...
View ArticleThings Got Tense Between Chris Brown And Migos After The BET Awards
An awards show really isn’t an awards show until some kind of drama breaks out at the afterparty, and this honor goes to Migos and Chris Brown. I wonder if the court still thinks that Chris Brown...
View ArticleChris Brown Talks About Rihanna Assault In New Documentary
Chris Brown is finally breaking his silence about the night he and ex-girlfriend Rihanna re-enacted the limo scene from What’s Love Got To Do With It? inside a Lamborghini after a pre-Grammy party in...
View ArticleChris Brown Bought His 3-Year-Old Daughter A Baby Monkey
“Haunted“ (*eye-roll*) documentary star Chris Brown was obviously never given the memo reading A) never give a pet as a gift and B) never give a wild animal as a pet as a gift. Chris posted a clip on...
View ArticleEverybody Calm Down: Chris Brown Bought That Monkey For Himself
All you bleeding heart monkey lovers out there who were ready to crucify Chris Brown for buying a baby monkey for his kid can kindly extinguish your torches. It turns out Chris didn’t buy his daughter...
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