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Nick Cannon Is Directing An Independent Film About Women’s Street...
Why yes, I would love to see a movie about women’s street basketball. I’m not really a sports person but I appreciate and am inspired by the athletes’ hard work and dedication. According to Variety,...
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Chris Brown Could Face Criminal Charges For Having A Pet Monkey
Last month, Chris Brown broke the Parental Hierarchy of Pet Giving by buying his 3-year-old daughter Royalty a monkey. After the internet called him a dumbass for giving a child a pet monkey, he swore...
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Chris Brown Wants To Go On Tour With A Bunch Of Big-Name Artists, Including...
A few days ago, Chris Brown hopped on Twitter and said that he wants to go on a world tour with Beyonce, Bruno Mars, and Rihanna. The same Rihanna he violently assaulted almost exactly nine years ago....
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Snapchat Is Sorry For Running An Ad That Joked About Slapping Rihanna
Snapchat isn’t having such a great 2018. The queen of their target market (vapid millennials) might have sank their stock with a single tweet. And now they’re taking heat for an ad that they ran...
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Chris Brown Is Being Sued By A Woman Who Claims She Was Raped At His House
It would be nice to send a message to the universe saying we don’t need any more evidence that Chris Brown is a demon visiting from Hell. We all know, and yet here we are with yet another story...
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Chris Brown Was Arrested For Battery In Florida
None of what I typed in that headline should be surprising to anyone with even the vaguest recollection of Chris Brown. What might be surprising is that it took a whole 15 months for Chris Brown to...
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Chris Brown Is Once Again Fighting Over Child Support For His Daughter
It’s no secret that Chris Brown loves to fight, but when his hands get tired, what is a combative asshole to do? In Chris Brown’s case, he starts fighting with the mother of his 4-year-old daughter...
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Chris Brown Will End Up Paying More Child Support After All
Chris Brown has been fighting with his daughter’s mother Nia Guzman for a long time over child support payments. TMZ has an update on the situation, and it sounds like both Chris and Nia are going to...
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Chris Brown and Rihanna Are Still In Contact, Says UsWeekly
In a page from the book of “REALLY DUMBASS IDEAS,” there are reports the two people who probably shouldn’t be in contact with each other most certainly are. As y’all very well know, Rihanna and Chris...
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Chris Brown Is In Legal Trouble Again, This Time Because Of His Illegal Pet...
TMZ is reporting that singer, dancer, and puncher extraordinaire, Chris Brown, has officially gotten into some more legal troubles. But you will all be shocked to learn that it has absolutely nothing...
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Chris Brown Was Arrested In Paris For Rape And Drug Allegations
I don’t know why they ever let Chris Brown out of the house, because whenever there’s a story about him it’s always bad. And today is no different. Chris has been arrested in Paris after being accused...
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After Being Released From Police Custody, Chris Brown Says He Plans To Sue...
Normally whenever there’s a story about Chris Brown basically being accused of doing some Chris Brown shit, the consensus is “Yeah, he did it“. Yesterday, he and two members of his entourage detained...
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Chris Brown Is Selling T-Shirts To Get Back At His Rape Accuser
Chris Brown was arrested in Paris after a 24-year-old woman accused him of rape. Le police reportedly had problems with the woman’s statements and he was released and allowed to leave France. His...
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Chris Brown And Offset Got Into It Because Of 21 Savage
So you know how 21 Savage is in the custody of ICE and is in danger of being deported, even though his lawyer says he never lied to the US government and has been trying to get a visa for several...
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Chris Brown And Offset Are Still Fighting Online
Rich people fighting over stupid shit annoys me, so you can imagine how many times I sighed and rolled my eyes when I heard that Chris Brown and Cardi B’s stalker/husband Offset were fighting over the...
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Chris Brown And Nicki Minaj Are Touring Together This Summer And Fall
Go ahead and put September 13 in your calendar now as the date you absolutely 100% need to stay home and wash your hair, your American Girl Doll’s hair, your cat’s hair, your neighbor’s hair, all the...
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Chris Brown Went After Chvrches For Criticizing His Collaboration With...
Washington state is inches away from passing a bill that will end clock changes and make it Pacific Daylight Time year-round. Sloth-like humans are saying HELL YES to the change, with only a few...
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Prophet Justin Bieber Says We Will All Regret Not Celebrating Chris Brown’s...
Street prophet Justin Bieber cinched up his big boy pants (the full length ones!), pulled on his best socks and slides combo and stood on his corner soapbox to warn us citizens of humanity that we’re...
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Chris Brown Is Expecting Another Kid
Crazed asshole person Chris Brown has reportedly graced ex-girlfriend, Karrueche Tran look-alike Ammika Harris’s womb with an incipient human who will hopefully have the sort of absentee dad who only...
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Chris Brown Is In Legal Trouble Again, This Time Because Of His Illegal Pet...
TMZ is reporting that singer, dancer, and puncher extraordinaire, Chris Brown, has officially gotten into some more legal troubles. But you will all be shocked to learn that it has absolutely nothing...
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